Adventures in the Outback

These are some of the things we survived in the Outback ... :D

Lucy Mae, Queen of the Desert
Of course, we ran out of gas in the middle of the desert (don't ask)

Translation:
(1)In 1923 Lucy Mae saw Jimbo Joe trying to get a crocodile drunk with honey Rum. She thought it was the stupidiest thing in the world. She was wrong.
(2)In 1943 Lucy Mae saw Tom Winston bet he could stop the train with a hand. She thought it was the stupidiest thing in the world. She was wrong.
(3)In 1975 Lucy Mae saw Shania Phillips trying to prove she swan faster than a white shark. She thought it was the stupidiest thing in the world. She was wrong.
(4) ¡Good night! Can you fill this up with fuel? We ran out of gas in the 4x4 just out there ...
In 2006, she met a group of spaniards in her gas station in the middle of the Red Desert. She did not need to think anymore.


A view to a cry
And we did like 400 kms a few times to see Rainbow Valley, but arrived late every single time

Translation:
(1) Uluru, wish you were here
(2) Green Island, wish you were here
(3) Sidney, wish you were here
(4) Raimbow valley, wish there was daylight


I know what you did last market
And you would not believe what we saw in an Alice Spring supermarket ...

Translation:
(1) So if you don't have something pinker, I'll take this, handsome
(2) Will you bring me to the changing room to see if it fits?
Damned, damned visual imagination!
Sorry, miss, no changing rooms here ...
(3) ... but if you want to see the effects, I'm wearing it myself
(4) Blind! I've gone bliiiiind!!
These freakies ... they go weirder and weirder ...